宅男梦中女神：“终极明星”脸曝光

　　Most women dream of having a perfect body, model looks and 'just stepped out of the salon' hair. But if such dreams came true, who exactly would they want to look like? The Duchess of Cambridge? Too thin. Angelina Jolie? Too alien. Kelly Brook? Too Page 3.

　　大多数女人梦想拥有魔鬼的身材，天使的脸蛋，和打理妥帖的发型。然而，当美丽的梦想成真时，她们到底想要像谁呢？像剑桥公爵夫人、英国王妃凯特？太瘦了。像安吉丽娜·茱莉？太异域风情了。像凯莉·布鲁克？太丰满了……

　　The perfect woman, it turns out, is a celebrity cocktail of all of the above, with a few more famous features thrown in for good measure.

　　一个完美女人，应该是上述女性的综合体，再点缀些美丽的五官。

　　Beauty website feelunique.com invited 9,350 shoppers to vote for their favourite famous body parts, and then morphed the results together to create the 'Ultimate Celebrity'. And here is the result: Kim Kardashian and Angelina Jolie's doe-eyed love-child.

　　著名美容网站feelunique.com邀请了9350位顾客进行投票，选出他们最喜爱的著名女星的身体部分，并将这些部分合成创造了一个“终极明星”：就是下面这个有点像金·卡戴珊和安吉丽娜·茱莉、眼神天真无邪的可爱女孩。

　　Take a close look at the picture above and see if you can work out which feature belongs to which famous face (answers below)， and see if you agree.

　　认真看看这张合成图片，你能不能找出这个美女的各个部分是属于哪个知名人物的脸(答案见下)，看你猜得对不对。

　　For our money however, although the 'Ultimate Celebrity' is undeniably striking, it turns out that too much perfection really does equal boring.

　　在我们看来，即使这个终极明星的确美得惊为天人，但是太多的完美拼凑在一起其实就很无趣。

　　Give us Georgia May Jagger's gap-toothed smile, or Alexa Chung's messy hair any day.

　　我没太大追求，就赐我一个乔治亚·梅·贾格尔般颠倒众生的露齿微笑，或者赠我一把艾里珊·钟的魅惑凌乱散发吧。

　　A what's whose guide to the Ultimate Celebrity:

　　“终极明星”合成体分别由以下名人明星特约赞助：

　　HAIR: Kate Middleton 头发：凯特·米德尔顿

　　EYES: Cheryl Cole 眼睛：谢丽尔·科尔

　　CHEEKBONES: Keira Knightley 颧骨：凯拉·奈特利

　　CHIN: Gwyneth Paltrow 下巴：格温妮丝·帕特洛

　　EYEBROWS: Megan Fox 眉毛：梅根·福克斯

　　NOSE: Kate Beckinsale 鼻子：凯特·贝金赛尔

　　LIPS: Angelina Jolie 嘴唇：安吉丽娜·茱莉

　　CHEST: Kelly Brook 胸部：凯莉·布鲁克